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My boyfriend’s rival reminding him that sex is a competitive sport and he just can’t com

I could watch this all day.

I had a boyfriend whose hands who about the same size as mine. It wasn’t long before i started

The answer to my boyfriend’s question “what can he do for you that I can’t?”

It’s not cheating.

I like it when guys ask about my past lovers, but they don’t always like the answer. One guy i

Honey, I don’t want to have this conversation again. We’re just friends.

Ever since you mistook our neighbor for your uber driver, he has been fucking me behind your back wi

Blondes love New York City

I know you think you can trust your friends , but I know men better than you do.

I was camping with my boyfriend and had no plans of cheating, but the second he left me alone, an al

He just gave me a ride home, I don’t see what the big deal is.

Your deadbeat friend from college overstayed his welcome. I sent him a message from work, telling hi

Your friend was nice enough to wake me up for work. Looks like I’m going to cheat again.

Hey honey, have you met my ex?

My boyfriend’s boss is the kind of guy that gets whatever he wants, including me. He invited u

When I’m wearing pink it means I’m cheating on you behind your back. I figured I would m

Never ever ever ever, underestimate a blonde.

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I know it bothers you that I’m still friend’s with your college roommate.

When my boyfriend starts to get full of himself, I take out my dildos and put them up next to his co

If only you could read my mind.

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