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I’m relieved at the fact that a baby shower isn’t actually us literally getting

I want you to know I’m only eating this XL triple-bean six-cheese burrito because I love y

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Today I learned our future child is one of the monsters from Binding of IsaacHit the link for

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I’m happy to report I’ve upped my weight from quarter-pounders to half-pounders.

This comic has been in my family for generations. My grandfather, and his father, and his father bef

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