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theonion:Report: Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except You
theonion:GRAND ISLE, LA—Unsure when he would feel such a compulsion again, local man Robert Malbrook
theonion:LOS ANGELES—Calling it one of the most challenging aspects of creating the beloved family c
theonion:Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once
teddyisabear:theonion:Panicking Mitch McConnell Shoves Entire Senate Healthcare Bill Into Mouth As D
theonion:“Forget the bouncers. Forget our friends. It’s just gonna be you, me, and our fragile
theonion:Popsicle Reintroduces Beloved ‘Plain’ Flavor
rubitrightintomyeyes:theonion:Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower RoutineSEATTLE—Saying
theonion:BREAKING: Prodigal Asshole Returns
theonion:Grumblethor The Mischievous Pleased With Mayhem His Magical Antics Have Wrought Upon White
theonion:PRO: Get to puncture child with needleCON: You have to go to a place
theonion:Thumbtack On Carpet Still At Large
theonion:U.S. Military Heightens Security After Another Group Of Precocious Children Sneaks Onto Bas
theonion:Your Horoscopes — Week Of April 15, 2014
theonion:Man Reluctantly Deletes Video Of Friend Trying To Vault Mailbox To Clear Data Space For Chi
theonion:WASHINGTON—Explaining that he found the discrepancies “delightful” and “nothing to be embar
theonion:Study: Only 40% Of Mice Have Little Welcome Mat, Doorway Leading To Tiny Home Inside WallCA
theonion:GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Feeling vulnerable in the wake of yesterday’s mass shooting in Las Vegas,
theonion:Oh God, Teacher Arranged Desks In Giant Circle
theonion:clickholeofficial:Man Locks Himself In Hot Car To Prove That Babies And Dogs Are CowardsFro
theonion:Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her
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theonion:Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racist
theonion:Woman Can’t Wait To Get Home And Take Off Uncomfortable Persona
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