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A perfectly nice leaf, nothing to see here folks.

Good ol’ Worm on his first trip outside.

This week’s adventure in having noodles. I missed double checking the latch on the enclosure a

valvaren:May I interest you in a Banana? www.instagram.com/valvarenart/ Wee Bump

Things are pretty crazy right now so I offer you some cute snoot to maybe make the moment a little l

Good ol’ Worm on his first trip outside.

jazzyeli: herpdaderpdragon: shirtpal: herpdaderpdragon: shirtpal: December is almost here and you kn

We all have that one friend… #derpsmcgee #derp #bork #burf #herpdederp #doge #pembroke #

greyimp: Commission for  herpdeflerpFull image

herpderp thank you for I’ll post the rest of these eventually so follow me for more ....#vks #

i think i need braces

“Hognose Death Imposter” is the name of this newest digital piece. Based on my coral hog

Marcy brought us a new present today. A little five lined skink (blue tailed adolescent) Thankfully

Marcy brought us a new present today. A little five lined skink (blue tailed adolescent) Thankfully

goonedgejerkit:gooningwidower:herpderp999:Life goals.Nothing is truer!!It’s so true. She can’t even

herpderp999: You’d prefer to wank for Goddess’s perfection than having sad pity sex with

herpderp999: Let Goddess take you deeper. You won’t care about family, kids or wife anymore on

herpderp999: She is training your kids with a firm hand so they can become the losers they are meant

herpderp999: No need for a sex life if you have brats to goon for. Your wife doesn’t hold a ca

herpderp999: Get hard for your own failures, get hard for rejection. Handsex is better than pussy.

herpderp999: Fuck up your live for hot brats. Go balls deep. Leave it all behind. Fuck your kids. Fu

herpderp999: Goddess has you stroke extra much on date nights. She doesn’t want you to acciden

herpderp999: Keep tightening that grip. You’ll be a deathgripped limpy in no time, loser. No p

herpderp999: Keep the rejection up until she stops asking. You fucking her seems a laughable concept

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