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lieutenant-sapphic:Thor: Ragnarok + The Onion headlines (5/?)

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From the roof of Cafe Onion, Seongsu-dong.

theimaginesyouneveraskedfor:The Hobbit + The Onion Headlines

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David’s Bridal Introduces New Line Of Whore-Red Dresses For Wicked, Impure Divorcées’ Shameful Secon

PHOENIX—Remarking that he wished to one day care so much about another person, Immigrations and Cust

Kissing Mule In Wedding Dress Right On The Lips Real Wakeup Call For Town DrunkDESERT GULCH, AZ—Sayi

WASHINGTON—In a controversial 7-2 decision that has left civil liberties advocates fuming, the U.S.

ICE Agent Trying To Think Of Fun Name For Jail Cell Before Locking Up Immigrant ChildBROWNSVILLE, TX

DAYTON, OH—Grumbling in quiet disbelief as he watched a 12-year-old struggle through the third sylla

This Week’s Editorial Cartoon: “Commencement, A Duress”

leashlessconfusion:Captain America: The Winter Soldier + The Onion Headlines+ an elevator bonus:

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Hibachi on a normal table is… much worse

cooldadoropher:The Mighty Nein + Onion Headlines

kcinpa:Pride and Prejudice 1995 + The Onion headlines, part 2/5Original by whatwouldelizabethbennetd

thealmightypharaoh:To celebrate the Release of the Castlevania Netflix series, have this! With Onion

LOS ANGELES—In the wake of the hit sitcom’s sudden cancellation, Roseanneshowrunner Bruce Helford ex

Every Email From Realtor Includes JPEG File Of Property Group Logo For Some Reason

Trump Calls Roseanne Barr To Congratulate Her On Comparing Former White House Aide To Ape

FRESNO, CA—Emphasizing that a clean break was probably best for all parties involved, prominent Repu

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