Okcupid

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It’s nice that you’re considerate of others’ time.

You know what’s a sin? That little ball tickler under your lip, homophobe.

I don’t have a creepy bone in my whole body, but I have one in these giant tapestry pants.

No, but seriously folks. AA is here for you. And Safe Horizon and other domestic violence support gr

That sounds healthy.

Darn. I’ve had penises before, but only loaners.

This answer is acceptable if the lie was about the make of the car in which you lost your virginity.

That awkward moment where his dates find out he’s good at kissing and left hooks on the same p

What if I am on fetlife, but my fetish is being messaged by people smarter than you?

Your not some crazy vegan or feminazi.

We need to have a talk about your definition of “nerd.”

I ALSO I ALSO I ALSO I ALSO I ALSO BEEN DEEPLY INSPIRED

Punctuation matters.

tame-the-cunt: The cunt had agreed to meet a guy via the okcupid dating site. they’d had a coffee a

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please

a tongue twister for me

man seeks telescope

please do not reply with offensive suggestions or epithets

via trilldog. go to the gym, become a golf ball

via curliestofcrowns. ok so

he’s honest at least

muhaaaw

spank you like a disobedient avocado

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