The Onion

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cobblibrary: sparkitors: Classic lit + Onion-style headlines = the mashup you never knew you always

tabularojo: I know this an onion article but it sounds pretty believable

The Crooked, Yet Fabulous Onion - Atrium of Flesh (Vastmeadow Anthem I)(2019)

Broadchurch as told through Onion HeadlinesI’m so sorry this was for an experimental story-tel

“Now, Genim, these are DADDY’S toys. Didn’t we get you your own toys t

theonion:NEW YORK—Having put in 46 hours of hard work as sturdy packing material, a local bloc

theonion: America is heading down the tubes, and these idiots will never understand why until they&r

micyclethearcangle: star wars + the onion article titles

note-a-bear: buzzfeed: In case you missed it, The Onion’s Twitter feed called 9-year-old Quven

ssaalexblake:Dhawan!Master & Onion Headlines

kcinpa: Pride and Prejudice 1995 + The Onion headlines, part 2/5 Original by whatwouldelizabethbenne

me & jack were watching steven universe. his favorite character is onion(there’s also

theonion:TUCSON, AZ—Saying that a tectonic shift in the landmasses’ relationship was the

theonion: Mohawked Rex Tillerson Warns U.S. Democracy Threatened By Plutocratic Fascist Pigs Fucking

Man, The Onion ain’t fucking around anymore.

cslewiscarroll: Hornblower + The Onion Headlines - Part 5/?

nanshe-of-nina:The Lion in Winter + The Onion headlines

theonion: NASA Celebrates 60th Anniversary Of Launching First Moon To Orbit Earth WASHINGTON—C

theonion: Nation Wondering Why Struggling Mental Health System Can’t Just Pull Itself Together

The Card Game Job + The Onion headlines

The Paranormal Hacktivity Job + The Onion headlines

The Panamanian Monkey Job + The Onion headlines

sailormoonsub: Onion headlines, Moon family edition! (more here, here, and here)

These mozzarella stick onion rings are sinful!!

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