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uesp: In your dreams, a tall figure in a golden mask spoke to you: Lord Nerevar Indoril, Hai Resdayn

uesp: “Don’t hurt that one too badly. I could use a new pet.”–An overheard

uesp: Did You Know: Although Daedric Lava Whiskey sets you on fire after drinking it, its healing pr

uesp: “Time. Time is an artificial construct. An arbitrary system based on the idea that even

uesp: “Today the Shadow shall hide you from destiny’s cunning hounds.”–Uriel

defectivegembrain: uesp: Unanswered Lore Question: Who is the shy little dude who shows up when Nam

uesp: “Maybe the prophecy was lost because Ashlanders didn’t like the idea of an outland

uesp: “With respect to my mentors, who taught me to question everything. May we forever approa

uesp: If I had a drake for every time ESO has had a pig dressed up in regal attire, I’d have

uesp: Pictured: Shagol gro-Bumph tending to his crops.

uesp: “Drop dead or find a healer. I do not wish to be bothered.”–Dunmer in Morrow

uesp: Did You Know: Although Daedric Lava Whiskey sets you on fire after drinking it, its healing p

uesp: “You may be used to the Empire bowing to your every whim, but I’m afraid you&rsquo

sindri42:an-alarming-number-of-bees: uesp: Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse r

uesp: Before signing up for any faction, make sure to inquire if they have a filled-in “Evil&r

uesp: “Damn that cockered, scrib-sucking son-of-a-Hammerfell-whore. He left me just a few hou

uesp: Did You Know: This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death?

uesp: “I could tell you, but I don’t like you, and I’m hoping that if I’m r

uesp: “Meow.” –Ra'Gruzgob, an Orc who believes he is a Khajiit. Meow.

uesp: Riften Guard: “Hold there. Before I let you into Riften, you need to pay the visitor&rs

uesp: “Seen any elves? Hahahahahahaha.”–A commonly heard comment from Nords livin

uesp: What is every Daedra’s favorite breakfast? Ohtmeal! I know this is supposed to be abo

uesp: “The Sload are a godless people, perhaps the most hated in Tamriel. And the Sea Sload ar

uesp: Pictured: The Legion on march from the Imperial City.

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