Weirdchristmas

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weirdchristmas: Is the harlequin about to assault a police officer with a dead goose? Yes. Yes he is

weirdchristmas:Oooh, I don’t like this one bit. Not at all.

weirdchristmas:I feel like he wants to hurt me.

weirdchristmas: Wrong season. Right wrongness.

weirdchristmas: Don’t feel down on Christmas or New Year’s! Invite your mushroom friends

weirdchristmas: Meth cat has a panic attack when his lead rat just gives up. (In the distance, the

weirdchristmas: Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost wi

weirdchristmas:Only frogs make much sense today.

weirdchristmas: Oldie but goodie.

antediluvianechoes: A PLEISTOCENE CHRISTMAS (My entry for the @weirdchristmas flash fiction contest)

weirdchristmas:Oldie but goodie.

weirdchristmas: …

weirdchristmas:Macy’s: we used to do drugs.

weirdchristmas: Easter is coming.

weirdchristmas: Christmas greetings. Here’s a swan, a mouse, and some wheat.

weirdchristmas: No! You go back to your sulphrous hole! You go right now!

antediluvianechoes: A PLEISTOCENE CHRISTMAS (My entry for the @weirdchristmas flash fiction contest)

weirdchristmas: The hands. Oh god the hands…

weirdchristmas: Once you hit the 50′s and 60′s, the Krampus cards…change.

weirdchristmas: I hope that’s his tongue.

weirdchristmas: Well, is it? (Yes, it’s a real card.)

weirdchristmas: “Feast upon me!”

weirdchristmas: You’re screwed, kid.

weirdchristmas: Nice.

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