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Some people bake for the holidays. Evolution makes hundreds of perfectly round, pointy-eared, ridicu

wtfevolution: Need a holiday gift for your nerdy best friend, precocious teenage offspring, or fund

wtfevolution: Happy Thanksgiving from evolution! Enjoy your roast ugly dinosaur.

“Oh, that’s a cute one, evolution! What is that?”“It’s a hyrax! It

“That’s a cute little bug, evolution!”“Yes, thank you! It’s a beaded l

“Any exciting weekend plans, evolution?”“Oh, I don’t know. I’ll probab

“Evolution, what are those flatworms doing?”“Oh, they’re get

“Ooh, that’s a nice fish, evolution.”“Oh, thanks! I’m plea

“All right, evolution, it’s time to make more turtles. Evolution? C'mon. You&

“Hey, everyone likes spiders, right?” “Well, uh…”

wtfevolution: Molting is a beautiful thing. When your insides start feeling a little too big for th

wtfevolution: Oh, that? That’s a fungus. Just a plain old forest-growing, spore-forming, tree-

“Oh, that’s a cute one, evolution! What is that?”“It’s a hyrax! It

“I just had the best idea.” “Oh, great.” “You know

wtfevolution: Need a holiday gift for your nerdy best friend, precocious teenage offspring, or funda

“I miss dinosaurs.” “Evolution, we’ve talked about this.&

Evolution got a little too toasted on holiday beverages before it made the gharial. Cheers, everyone

Look, evolution, just because the crucifix frog lives underground doesn’t mean you can qui

“I think I’m kind of over heads.” “You’re &lsq

Just three more weeks until the book comes out! I can’t wait. In the meantime, here&rs

“Hey, this is basically fish-shaped, right?” “Um… I guess so? W

“I think I’m making progress on this whole ‘flight’ thing.&a

Pffffffft. Evolution was putting mohawks on the manakins way before it was cool. Source: Wikime

“Hey, evolution! What are you—oh. Whoa. What’s, um—what’s

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