anxioussailorsoldier: “I still can’t believe you guys thought the fertility pool was a s
anxioussailorsoldier: “I still can’t believe you guys thought the fertility pool was a shrine like the others. It doesn’t even LOOK like one of the other shrines. It’s graffitied to hell, doesn’t have a door, and smells like spunk, so it’s obviously a public facility. Seriously, a banana does a better job at resurrecting someone. You could’ve literally just eaten a banana. It’s weird that the pool kept you going, you must’ve soaked up the life force from all the baby juice or something. You’re almost definitely the most fertile man…woman…creature in Hyrule. Have you always had those child-bearing hips?”-Cue Link speaking for the first time in order to tell Leeroy to please stop talking(Leeroy is my dumbass linksona who I use to torture link) -- source link