rotguttheclown:Your roommate Greg had changed considerably after trying out those new burgers for hi
rotguttheclown:Your roommate Greg had changed considerably after trying out those new burgers for his grill. He suddenly seemed obsessed with them, eating nothing but burgers now. “These are the best burgers I’ve ever had! I can’t get enough of these burgers.” It seemed like they were constantly on his mind.You thought it weird, but even weirder as the jock casually ruined his body with them. Greg was a pretty muscular guy, but was starting to balloon considerably the more he ate. He was packing on weight bizarrely fast. Soon his abs had been completely obscured by a wall of flab, his stomach jutting out a good ways from him, and he needed to replace his entire wardrobe because he’d outgrown everything he owned. He didn’t seem to care however, it was a small price to pay to keep on eating those burgers. He was addicted and couldn’t stop.You noticed more strange things. Your 25 year old roommate’s hair had started to thin, and what was left began to turn gray. In addition to his bizarre love of burgers now, his personality seemed to change a bit, starting to act weirdly “fatherly” towards you. Even started calling you “son”. When he wasn’t glutting himself, he was lazing around in his EZ Chair, watching the cooking channel or snoring. He was getting more flatulent too, which was disgusting. He’d lean to one side and let out a monstrous fart before sighing, “Boy those burgers sure make me gassy, but I can’t stop eating them. They’re the best burgers I’ve ever had. I can’t get enough of those burgers.” He’d say while smiling, seemingly starting to enjoy the stench. Not to mention his constant ‘pull my finger’ jokes.Soon you came home one day to find Greg at his grill, a few more obese men around him dining on those burgers. “Oh, hey son!” He said as he saw you, “the boys me were just having a few burgers. They’re the best burgers I’ve ever had. I can’t get enough of these burgers.” He droned out again, before offering you one. “Why don’t you have a burger son?” You weren’t sure, but figured what’s the harm, you were curious about the hype, even though you didn’t really like meat anyway.Still, after taking your first bite, you were utterly enthralled. These were the best burgers you’d ever had. You couldn’t get enough of those burgers. -- source link
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