soyeahso:dynastylnoire:cracked:Meet your new (best? worst?) friend.4 Horrifying Sex Toys That Prove
soyeahso:dynastylnoire:cracked:Meet your new (best? worst?) friend.4 Horrifying Sex Toys That Prove We’re Overthinking Sex#4. Sqweel 2Yes, ma’am, that is indeed a wheel full of tongues. This unfortunate device is called Sqweel 2, which I assume implies that it’s a wheel that makes you squeal, and now we all have slightly less of our soul left because we had to trudge through this sentence, and I’m sorry. A sequel to the fairly popular Sqweel, the world’s supposedly greatest oral simulator for women, Sqweel 2 works in the exact way that you suspect. It even has changeable squealin’ wheels, which are called Sqweelers, because there’s always a way to make things even more uncomfortable.Read Moreit always has good reviews thoughYeah I’ve heard good things about this one???The first comment though. I’m CRYING:“All I can think of with the circle-of-tongues up there is the sound of playing cards in the spokes of a bike wheel.” -- source link