calm-your-cloaca:babyletyourfantasiesunwind:yersinia—pestis:merlinsbearditsthedoctor:N
calm-your-cloaca: babyletyourfantasiesunwind: yersinia—pestis: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale. IM FUCKGIN CRYING -- source link