thatiswhy: ladymavet: rosszulorzott:theloa:lucentgallivanter:benfoldsone:this is some horror movie s
thatiswhy: ladymavet: rosszulorzott:theloa:lucentgallivanter: benfoldsone: this is some horror movie shit #Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos Examining the other evidence, we find: Feeds other people his own blood An affinity for crucifixes Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it Shows up uninvited in people’s housesCan’t turn into a bat Emphatically not from Transylvania Does not appear in old, haunted houses, he lives in you Does actually drink wine -- source link