dragonescence:sixfeetunderrthestars:dredsina:YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUSyou learn a lo
dragonescence:sixfeetunderrthestars:dredsina:YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUSyou learn a lot about the human race once you become a cashier somewhereI used to work in a video game store part-time during uni, and over the Christmas rush a mother was buying a console for one of her kids, and I had to put it in our largest possible bag.To cheer people up, I always joke that the bags were big enough you could take me home in them. This mother, harried and exhausted, looked me in the eye pleadingly, and asked, “Do you do ironing?” -- source link