moonblossom:holmesiswheretheheartis:kovaniy:anorie:SHIT RUN THE BIRDS HAVE FUCKING KNIVES NOW.YOU&rs
moonblossom:holmesiswheretheheartis:kovaniy:anorie:SHIT RUN THE BIRDS HAVE FUCKING KNIVES NOW.YOU’RE WALKING IN THE WOODSTHERE’S NO ONE AROUND, AND YOUR PHONE IS DEADOUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE YOU SPOT ITBIRD WITH A KNIFEIt’s following you, about 30 feet back.It starts to glide and caws loudlyIt’s gaining on youBird with a knifeWhat they’re not telling you that this is one of the fucking Great Eagles of Middle Earth. That knife is eight feet long. -- source link