anonymousfragger:robot-thighs-archive:Okay so one time my former roommate Anon and I were in a store
anonymousfragger:robot-thighs-archive:Okay so one time my former roommate Anon and I were in a store parking lot and we both saw this employee who was manning a cart caddy and he was majestic as fuck. I was stopped there at the crosswalk and he sailed by us at like 0.5 mph, a mighty captain at the prow of his ship just likeCasually dragging this back from the depths -- source link