“Hey you’re always making such a big deal of that three legged cat. Look at me,
“Hey you’re always making such a big deal of that three legged cat. Look at me, I’ve got five legs”. “You do not, that’s just a trick of the, erm, OK how are you doing that and how is it comfortable? I don’t think cats are supposed to have working elbows”. “Told you. Fancy legs. Five of them. My great grandmother was an octupus”. “Really?” “Well, she ate an octopus”. -- source link
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