bust-in-my-pants:“You’re telling me you’re still dry? I doubt that. I seriously doubt that. There a
bust-in-my-pants:“You’re telling me you’re still dry? I doubt that. I seriously doubt that. There are penalties for lying to me, you know?! Boys who lie about their diaper get locked up until their diaper is soaking through their pants and crying about it. Now come here this instant! I’m going to stick my hand down your pants for a quick diaper check” -- source link