sissychristi:“Hello there. I just moved in next door and I wanted to introduce myself. Why am I wear
sissychristi:“Hello there. I just moved in next door and I wanted to introduce myself. Why am I wearing this outfit? Well, I happened to notice you wearing a curious outfit of your own. You know the one, the thick, crinkly one you tape on? It looked like it had some cute cartoons on it. I thought I’d come over and offer my services. You’re not the first person I’ve met who feels the need to wear…protection. So what do you say? Ready to let Mommy change that diaper?” -- source link