kuroo187: gallicinvasion: jayspeakswords: wildernesswitchery: xwitchboyx: autistic-vyncent-fawkes: a
kuroo187: gallicinvasion: jayspeakswords: wildernesswitchery: xwitchboyx: autistic-vyncent-fawkes: autistickittens: derpy-kitty: specialsnowflakesanonymous: oleanderwasp: egalitarian-nature-blog: queer-ocean-dweller: animentality: rinlockhart: fruitycupid: fatmomsgetfit: I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW “Honestly…” *points at crotch* I’ll let you know how this turns out “You wanna know why I didn’t do your stupid thing? I just found out I’m a ghost.” “You know why, Bob? Because your expectations are too high.” Well that shit’s too real Hey fuck you buddy, I was drunk “Look me in the eye: I do what I want.” hey fuck you buddy, your expectations are too high. my life in a nutshell. “Honestly. ..I watched porn instead” Probably accurate You know what? Your expectations are too high. “dont look at me like that, it was far too boring” “It won’t happen again, but… Yolo. Yolo.” “I think you know, you’re not the boss of me.” IM-??? “I’m soooo sorry, I don’t give a shit.”I’m fucking CRYING “I’m soooo sorry, shut up that’s why” I keep forgetting we have the same birthday @jayspeakswords ! “hey fuck you buddy I was drunk”… well that escalated quickly “I’m soooo sorry, my bed is too comfortable”Yep, it suits me very well (*≧ω≦*) -- source link
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