wheeloffortune-design: jack-manpain-zimmermann: This has got to be used in an SMH wingfic AU. What i

wheeloffortune-design: jack-manpain-zimmermann: This has got to be used in an SMH wingfic AU. What if the wings were part of their hockey gear and they left them lined up in the locker room. Imagine getting wing checked during a game. Airborne pucks. WINGED GOALIES. WHAT A NIGHTMARE. CHOWDER GET DOWN HERE. STAY AWAY FROM THE RAFTERS. And everyone chuckling at the little chicken wings Bitty has to wear to fit his size but he gets the most pictures taken by fans because he’s so cute in them. #chickenwing gets its own emoji with Bitty’s face on it. Bitty teasing Holster about the albatross set that’s the only set big enough to fit him. He’s barely allowed on the ice, he’s such a liability. Ransom and Jack take to wings like powerful Canadian geese, it’s like they were born wearing them. Shitty fucking hates his wings because he’s too light for the pair his size and they keep lifting him off the ice without his permission. He leaves piles of feathers on the bench because he gets so pissed off. Nursey’s wings are literally gossamer butterfly wings. No one knows how they lift him and they require constant upkeep. But he won’t use anything else and they don’t work on anyone else. Dex has a Weasleyish hand-me-down set of very plain wings and he thinks he looks stupid wearing them. But everyone knows he loves using them. Lardo gets an honorary set of duckling wings but they basically are only good for helping her get stuff off high shelves. They’re sleek and black and she likes to sleep in them. (No real animal wings harmed in conjuring this AU, they’re just some kind of magical slightly sentient wings) …so… flying hockey… like quidditch? do they hit the puck in the air? how would that even work?? or like, is it like regular hockey but the wings are there to do SICK JUMPS AND FLIPS over opponents, like Bitty’s spinorama x 10000 and IN THE AIR -- source link

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