thepudupudu: No one’s: Slick like Gaston Quick like Gaston (no one’s neck’s as inc
thepudupudu: No one’s: Slick like Gaston Quick like Gaston (no one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’s) Half as manly (he’s perfect, a pure paragon) [Blessed with] a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston (as a specimen, yes, he’s intimidating) As burly and brawny (as you see he’s got biceps to spare. Not a bit of him’s scraggly or scrawny. And every last inch of him’s covered in hair) No one: Fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston (in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston) Hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston (in a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston. He’s especially good at expectorating) Shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston Goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston When he was a lad… He ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large And now he is grown… He eats five dozen eggs so he’s roughly the size of a barge Uses antlers in all of his decorating My what a guy, Gaston! Just gonna bring this back… -- source link
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