“This meeting is now in session. Thank you for joining me here today. It’s getti

“This meeting is now in session. Thank you for joining me here today. It’s getting more difficult to find places we can meet in secret. The public is onto us - they now suspect we have a gay agenda and that we’re conspiring to assimilate with their kind.”“Damn them! It was inevitable, but I didn’t think it was so soon. Who leaked this?”“It was probably Chad”“Fucking Chad,” Agent 2 grumbles. Heads nod in agreement. “The point is - we can’t put it the cum back into the condom. Do we carry on with the agenda or no?”Agent 3 begins to soap himself. “Yes. If we stop now, it will just confirm what they expect. Also we can’t just turn it off like a light switch; our network is vast and some will not heed. That is an unfortunate downside of being strong and numerous.”“And horny,” Agent 2 sighs.“You’re always horny, Agent 2, that isn’t meeting news.”“Stupid chastity device,” he grumbles.Agent 3 pats him on the shoulder, and offers to wash his back. Agent 2 sighs and turns around. “The point is,” Agent 1 continues, “Yes, we need to continue with the agenda but we must be less conspicuous. Tone things down a bit. More subtle. Less exposed dicks at Pride, that sorta thing. What’s the next task on the list?”Agent 3 speaks up. “Well, it’s out of order now. We’re long past ‘buy milk’ and still working on 'being treated like normal people’ in some regions. It’s summer, so I think we should focus on 'using social media to spread photos and video of beautiful gay weddings’. They will spread like wildfire online, and the non-converted will be exposed and feel pressure to confirm, therefor injecting our agenda into their circles.”“Oooohhh.” Agent 1 cackles. “Excellent, excellent. I will send this out to our minions.”Agent 2 nods. “A fine plan. More states and countries have approved gay marriages than ever. We shall make huge strides this summer.”Agena 3 and 1 nod again.“Any other meeting business before the water goes cold?Agent 3 raises his hand. ”…Um, Agent 2, I think you just dripped on my foot.“"What?” he looks down. “Oh sorry. That happens,” he sighs again.Agent 1 shakes his head. “Any other business?”“Nope.”“Not that I can think of.”“Alright. Meeting for the advancement of the gay agenda is adjourned. Good talk everyone. Now, who wants to blow me?”“Me me me!” Agent 2 insists. ______________________________________________________Text is fictional. This is satire. Really want the source for this. Post has been edited for typos. -- source link

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