jackpowerx: sourcedumal: dinosaurstalking: theonion: Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object:&
jackpowerx:sourcedumal:dinosaurstalking:theonion:Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object: Full StoryHoly—“Ashley has really developed into quite a striking assemblage of physical attributes that are found to be sexually attractive in our culture,” said Parker’s uncle Keith Hayes, expressing astonishment at how his niece had steadily matured from a precocious youth into a shapely, ravishing thing devoid of intellect and personality. “It’s hard to believe that she used to be that little girl [capable of subjective experiences] that I remember. Now look at her—she’s such a lovely vessel for displaced sexual frustration and voyeuristic lust, just like her mother.”“Seems like just yesterday she was this creative 7-year-old kid, pretending her Barbie was the first woman president,” Hayes added. “My, they grow into little more than consumer goods so quickly.”Marveling at the rite of passage that all females make from girlhood into entirely disempowered objecthood, Hayes expressed confidence that the 17-year-old would one day become a highly prized physical possession for “one lucky guy.”The Onion’s feeling sassy todayDAMN….. The Onion is on point…I love the Onion -- source link
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