xicamatl:captainkay: xicamatl: The thrilling conclusion to the end of the case of the idiot gringo h
xicamatl:captainkay: xicamatl: The thrilling conclusion to the end of the case of the idiot gringo husband, his BDSM cheating wife, and the elderly housekeeper who will quit her job tomorrow with the best gossip in the whole town (The gardener gave me permission to post screenshots of our chat, but I’ve blurred out and cropped out any personal details!) Sorry it’s all in Spanish, I’ll translate when I can be assed I don’t speak Spanish but I have a desperate Need to Know, so with Google Translate and a Thirst for Drama, here is my shitty attempt to translate.Reina: Girrrl Gardner: Hellooooo Reina: You said you would help me with the cuckold husband… I’m dying to know hahaha Gardner: Sorry Reina, I still have no news L but when the asshole returns tonight… there will be DRAMA Reina: Tonight?? OMG. We’ll talk pronto. Gardner: REINA!!!!!!! The cheating wife and her lover… they were on vacation TOGETHER Gardner: Fucking bitch the cuckold husband has a gun Gardner: they’re here *Picture of a helicopter* Reina: WHAT HAPPENED??? Is everyone okay??? Gardner: The lady(?) is having the best time of her life Reina: Hahaha LADY <3 But they are all safe??? Reina: Please!!! I’m really worried Reina: Please tell me you are alive Gardner: They arrested him… The lady(?) got the autograph Reina: Thank God!!!!!!! Reina: WHAT *picture of legs* Gardner: The lady(?) told the whole story… to everyone. The whole neighborhood. Reina: Ya don’t say! Gardner: Please tell your latinas Reina: I’ll tell the whole story Reina: So glad everyone is safe Gardner: Me too girl Not sure who the lady is. Maybe the housekeeper? And I would love to know whose autograph she got. @captainkay it’s not too bad! the gardener is talking about her boss (the housekeeper) and the picture of the legs she texted me is of one of the police officers on the scene…. la señora got his autograph -- source link
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