I’ve very much enjoyed living in a wooded, lawnless lot for the past several years.I think
I’ve very much enjoyed living in a wooded, lawnless lot for the past several years.I think lawns form a composite cosmic horror entity, a bloated parasite god – reaching out with alien telepathy to mesmerize hordes of cultists into lavishing it with offerings of time, sweat, water, and poison – greedily gobbling these gifts and giving back nothing, nothing of nutrition or of aesthetic. It sustains nothing, not even itself. This horrible, impossible thing, yet it lives… IT LIVES! None of us remember why we grow it, just that one must, and must cast out thy neighbors who do not observe the proper sacrifices and rites. No deviations. Only dumbly delirious lurching, hand-outstretched to grasp a fetishized sod-slice of a vaguely 1950s moment in time that didn’t really happen. Have you seen Him? Have you seen the King in Green!? -- source link
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