So, the next time someone calls you an ELEPHANT, or a RHINO, or a HIPPO, give them the sweetest smil
So, the next time someone calls you an ELEPHANT, or a RHINO, or a HIPPO, give them the sweetest smile and say, “But darling, those animals are awesome. Are you telling me that I’m awesome? Don’t you know that elephants and rhinos and hippos are super strong? We’re among the strongest and the toughest land creatures. We can make you say goodbye to your precious life by just sitting on your face, you know. And also, you’re jelly compared to our tusks, horns, and teeth. We can use it to pierce and tear you anytime we want. But you’re not even worth our time. Now tell me, sweetheart, how does it exactly by putting me in the same category with these amazing giants make you any more superior than I am? Well, I’m so sorry for your lack of respect for elephants, rhinos, and hippos, and I pity you for the fact that the only way you know how to live this life is by mocking other living beings.” #elephant #rhino #rhinoceros #hippo #hippopotamus #wildlife -- source link
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