uiruu:bemusedlybespectacled: witchedybitchedy: ruby–wednesday: thecharge: ariaste: margotkim:
uiruu:bemusedlybespectacled: witchedybitchedy: ruby–wednesday: thecharge: ariaste: margotkim: This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL? Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend where’s the lush period drama about this series of events? fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace. oh my god this is hilarious “guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.” good for him. i wonder what happened to gay men who werent king though. im guessing they didnt get to make quips about jesus in their defense. i dont think that would have gone over very well. but still, good for this king. for this very powerful and autocratic king. im sure all the gay peasants loved hearing about how gay their king was -- source link
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