“BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!”I clutch my sides, unable to stop laughing. “Pup! Brodi
“BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!”I clutch my sides, unable to stop laughing. “Pup! Brodie! Brodie! Seriously. Come here! you are never going to catch that seagull.”He looks at me and whines, then puts his head down on his paws and wiggles his butt.The seagull watches him with one beady eye from up on the fence, its beak clamped around a bag of barbeque potato chips.“BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!”“Brodie!” I wheeze. I have to sit down.The seagull hops to another fencepost. Brodie inches forward, muscles tense with energy. I watch from the sand as Brodie creeps up underneath the gull, more of a cat than a dog. The gull doesn’t seem interested in Brodie and gazes over the beach, as if trying to figure out where he eats the prize.I’m holding my breath, watching Brodie seek his prey. Closer. Closer. After a few long moments, Brodie was directly under the gull. Slowly, slowly, slowly, my pup reaches up. We’re both holding our breathes. The gull could take flight at any moment. I’m silently cheering for my pup.Then - Brodie makes a move. Like a lizard’s tongue, his fingers shoot out and grab the chip bag right out of the seagull’s beak. The seagull squawks and jumps, then looks around as if trying to figure out what just happened. Brodie looks at the chip bag in his hand in shock, then looks at me. My jaw is on the ground. I then whoop and punch a fist into the air. Brodie puts the chip bag into his mouth and begins to bounce up and down on his paws, woof-ing his head off.People are staring at us now. Brodie puts his paws on the fence and shakes it under the gull flies away, and my pup gives it a loud farewell.Satisfied, my pup trots over and puts the chip bag in my lap. I scritch him all over, then he headbutts me. I open the chip bag and feed him one. Brodie scarfs it down and licks my fingers. “Alright, let’s go finish eating our lunch ok, boy?”Brodie wiggles his butt, forgetting he’s not wearing his tail. “Arf arf!”___________________________Text is fictional. Puppy butt :3 -- source link
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