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sashayed: sashayed: sashayed: ofgeography: smoretime: chrisisoninfiniteearths: nicoleanell: wrathofthegiraffe: I want a reimagining of Hamlet that is completely faithful to the original except that Hamlet is replaced with Craig Middlebrooks from Parks and Rec. this is my friend Horatio and HE DROVE ME HERE. Is… is this not basically what Hamlet is like? @ofgeography QUEEN GERTRUDEAlas, he’s mad! HAMLET OSRICYou are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is– HAMLET GHOSTRevenge his foul and most unnatural murder. HAMLETMurder! GHOSTMurder most foul, as in the best it is;But this most foul, strange and unnatural. HAMLETHaste me to know’t, that I, with wings as swiftAs meditation or the thoughts of love,May sweep to my revenge. GhostI find thee apt;And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weedThat roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf,Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear:‘Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,A serpent stung me; so the whole ear of DenmarkIs by a forged process of my deathRankly abused: but know, thou noble youth,The serpent that did sting thy father’s lifeNow wears his crown. HAMLET FIRST PLAYER ….But if the gods themselves did see her thenWhen she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sportIn mincing with his sword her husband’s limbs,The instant burst of clamour that she made,Unless things mortal move them not at all,Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven,And passion in the gods.’ POLONIUS Look, whether he has not turned his colour and hastears in’s eyes. Pray you, no more. HAMLET GUILDENSTERN Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame and start not so wildly from my affair. HAMLET HAMLETI loved Ophelia: forty thousand brothersCould not, with all their quantity of love,Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her? KING CLAUDIUSO, he is mad, Laertes. QUEEN GERTRUDEFor love of God, forbear him. HAMLET -- source link
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