gffa: –Darth Vader and the Ninth AssassinTHIS EXTRA AS FUCK GARBAGE BAG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. He
gffa:–Darth Vader and the Ninth AssassinTHIS EXTRA AS FUCK GARBAGE BAG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.He’s tasked with hunting down someone who tried to assassinate the Emperor, finds a weird group of people with some prophecy and a super powerful weapon. “How does the weapon work?” he asks and they explain after he passes through their purification ritual thing. Then, “This seems important.” as he yanks the sacred crystal out.“What’s the rest of the prophecy?” he asks, as they’re fretting over their precious crystal. GLORIOUS CHAAAAOOOOSSS they tell him–well prophecy fucking fulfilled this trash bag says as everything blows to shit around them. NOW KISS THE EMPEROR’S BOOT OR BE CRUSHED BENEATH IT.Look, if this dumpster lord isn’t your favorite, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU. THIS IS WHY I READ COMICS, this kind of thing is hilarious and the best entertainment I could ask for. -- source link
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