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pixelatedtoys:naamahdarling:pixelatedtoys:naamahdarling:seananmcguire:livelyspaghetti:Look how small this dog is.What a beautiful poodle.That is clearly a wolfdog. Definitely 2/3 pure artic wolf crossed with a coydog who’s mother was a akita.I’m sorry, but as someone who met a wolfdog breeder once, I have to tell you that you’re entirely wrong. This has a wirey coat. Obviously it’s a Yorkie/Great Dane hybrid. liar it’s a wolfdog my uncle raised purebred woves on his farm in kentucky and i think I know what a wolfdog looks like since all my childhood dogs were wofldigs and they accepted me as alpha of their packFirst of all, how dare you. I’ll have you know that I have been around dogs my entire life, so if I say that dog is a Great Yorkie, you can bet your PTA ribbons it’s a Great Yorkie. Also, I’ve never liked your spinach puffs.Good day to you.Listen Helen, this is a fight you do not want to have. When I come for you, and I WILL come for you, I won’t spare anything or anyone. Not your precious yorkie, not your pretentious hybrid minivan, not your clunky hoof-lookin’ espadrilles. You better wipe that attempted smirk off your flat, Botox-ed face because it will be on.You want to know why I’ll win? Because I’m right. Look at that wolfdog up there. Take a good long look. Look at that primal animal with all the hunger of 750,000 years of evolution gleaming in its slit pupils. That’s the last thing you’ll see, Helen, before I sic an entire goddamn pack of them on you, and then you bet your bacon you’ll know a fucking yorkie from a wolfdog. You’ll learn the difference, Helen.So you better barricade your b-word ass in your craft room and pray to whatever vile Protestant God you worship that the earth cracks open and swallows you into Hell because otherwise they’re gonna find your head on that fancy induction stovetop and your body hanging out of the sin-oven that you use to bake your out-of-the-box LIAR’S BROWNIES. So help me when they finish drawing your chalk outlines, they’re gonna stop to write a warning to future generations on that stupid chalkboard wall you let your snotty, inept, vaccinated litter scribble on.Maybe in death you’ll serve a use, Helen. At least then you can be an example to others, a warning, instead of an embarrassment to the entirety of the Summerville School System.And in case you don’t remember? I got that spinach puff recipe from you. -- source link
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