johndarnielle: designstroy: (via Vintage Everyday) confidential to the kid who’s being chased
johndarnielle: designstroy: (via Vintage Everyday) confidential to the kid who’s being chased by the you-weren’t-good witch: when she catches you all she does is say “your parents’ value system is bullshit” and then she gives you either a candy bar or a cool toy. the candy bar is usually a snickers, the toy can be anything but I got a vinyl figurine that looked like a lord of the rings thing but it’s not I don’t think. it’s rad. anyway my point is the fierce old witch is on your side, do not buy into bullshit anti-witch propaganda -- source link