thehamptonswaitress: This card was presented to Leah on Thursday. It reads: Skyy, if you have it; Gr
thehamptonswaitress: This card was presented to Leah on Thursday. It reads: Skyy, if you have it; Grey Goose if you don’t as follows: ice and water in the glass to chill, please 1/3 vermouth 2/3 vodka up, olives, with ice on the side Thank you so much Muchas gracias Merci beaucoup Salut! “Go fuck yourself,” I’d like to add. Honestly, how gross is it that someone has so much time, money, and energy they thought up the idea of this card, had it made, and then experience such a smug sense of accomplishment every time they hand it to their waitress or bartender, thus ensuring them the optimal drinking experience THEY LITERALLY CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT? I blacked out the person’s name, but the gist of it is: Mrs. So&So’s Martini. Like you came up with the 1/3 vermouth and 2/3 vodka martini idea. Congratulations. Unless you’re deaf, there is no reason! -- source link
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