2pookyp2iioniic:christopher-2spooky:alviestrums:spooksofthenight:weirdnessloveandscifi:kisswwithafis
2pookyp2iioniic:christopher-2spooky:alviestrums:spooksofthenight:weirdnessloveandscifi:kisswwithafist:boku-no-mj:octoshrimp:minestuck:ramirezdahmerbundy:The Eleven Satanic Rules of the EarthDo not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.Do not harm little children.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.satan does not approve of the harming of little kidssatan disproves of rapesatan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treatedhail satanthese sound better than the 10 commandments.Are you kidding me I think these ARE better than the commandmentsThat awkward moment when Satan has better morals than most Christians.probably one of my favorite posts on tumblr Honestly, I think it seems that way because the Satanic Tenants just work more with modern day society than the 10 Commandments but w/e -- source link