“The Great Salad Dressing Balloon Race. An armada of balloons loaded with Light Raspberry
“The Great Salad Dressing Balloon Race. An armada of balloons loaded with Light Raspberry. The starters gun - Bazoombah! They all rise majestically into the air. Newman’s Own Balloon, with fewer calories, more taste, and secretly propelled by charity, flies faster than Kraft ® and further than Wishbone ®. First across. First on the ground. El Piloto quaffs mucho quaffs of Newman’s Own Lite Raspberry in victory. A medium light Italian starlet, daughter of Butch Cassidini, named Bitsey Cassidini, leaps into the balloon basket, kissed Piloto, her lips smeared with Newman’s Own Lite, she murmurs, “You taste of Sicily, of Vesuvius, of Naples, baby,” and patting his fanny, she whispered, “and no fat.”I’ve had this photo sitting on my desktop for a while now, and I still haven’t processed exactly what’s going on with this salad dressing ad. But please note that I have faithfully transcribed it word for word, and your eyes are not deceiving you. -- source link