purgatoryfallenangel: pr1nceshawn: Amputees With A Great Sense Of Humor I have a fun story to add. I
purgatoryfallenangel:pr1nceshawn:Amputees With A Great Sense Of HumorI have a fun story to add. I use to work in a haunted house, and one time i had this man come up with his little girl, she was really young, like, im thinking 5-6 at the most possibly younger. This haunted house is in a little theme park near where i use to live, and its geared towards most ages, so the place really wasn’t THAT scary, especially not since the creepiest part was me jump scaring people lol. But anyway.This guy brought his little girl in and he was carrying her. She was a little freaked out but she braved through the entry way up the steps, and they looked at a few rooms. She was alright until they go the the, obligatory bloody bathroom full of plastic limbs. That was when she really freaked out and she kinda buried her head in his chest. So to calm her down and stop her form crying her dad goes “Hey! look ‘(i forget the girls name its been awhile)’ its my leg! we found it!”It was the cutest fucking thing and she stopped crying and looked at the room again. Still one of the funnies and most adorable things i experienced in that place.Closely followed by one of the only times i accidently swore in front of customers. This other amputee lady came in with her family, who’s youngest son latched right onto me to go through the dark maze, only way he’d go through lol, and her other son had her hand (she was missing her other arm at the elbow). They came in a few times. But the first time they were in my house, i was playing with my lip ring while leading the group through the dark maze (i wasnt scaring this group since i had the kid so i was actually walking with them this time), and of corse the ball on the end popped off, and i instinctively said “shit” really quietly with her right next to me, and she started laughing. So i apologized and her son starts asking her what shes laughing at, so now both of us are laughing, other customers already freaked out and now more freaked out ebcause of the random out of the blue giggling because they didnt hear me swear, and i had to ask a customer to use their phone flashlight so i could find the ball because i wasn’t allowed to sue my phone/it was so cheap it didnt have a flashlight XD -- source link