Eliza: this puzzle seems hard RN: ken levine has done it again Eliza: -loads up GameFAQs- Eliza: is
Eliza: this puzzle seems hardRN: ken levine has done it againEliza: -loads up GameFAQs-Eliza: is that an angel riding a motorcycleEliza: in the grim steampunk fture all computers will be shaped like angels popping the rudest wheeliesRN: has any steampunk auteur had steampunk computers with no monitorsRN: that still function on typewriter principlesRN: just printing out giant rolls of paper all over the placeEliza: that’s what the first glyph represents, idiotRN: the first glyph is ken levine’s holy scriptureEliza: there’s only one, and it says, “1. pick up milk, 2. frat house meeting 4pm (bring miller???), 3. bioshock: decent, bioshock: sick, bioshock: awesome??? test with focus frat”Eliza: the rest of the scroll is just crude drawings of elizabeth’s titsEliza: “bioshock: epic win”RN: a frat bro holds ken levine by one ankle, dunking his head into the toilet until he promises to put a cortana sex scene into bioshockEliza: “but i didn’t write that gabalhblbhlbblhlb flush flush blhlblhlllbll”RN: “hello fellow gamer bro! have you heard the good news about bioshock infinite??”RN: “WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU FUCKING QUEER”Eliza: “HEY TORQUE THIS GUY CALLED ME A ‘FELLOW’”Eliza: “WHAT THE FUCK”RN: ken levine gets beat up in a cartoon cloud with flying fists and starsEliza: ken levine rudely ejected from the swinging doors of a frat house into an alley, speech bubble: “and stay out!”Eliza: little Songbirds whirling around his head and tweetingRN: ken levine, sweating, insists that bioshock is “kindof like modern warfare yeah”Eliza: “BUT IT HAS CHICKS IN IT??”Eliza: “yes there is a charming young woman n-”Eliza: “WHOAAAA" "HELL YEAH BRO I BET SHE HAS RUDE TITTIES”Eliza: “well actually in the victorian era sartorial sensibilities were qui-”Eliza: “WOOOOOO!!!!! TITTIES!”Eliza: -ken levine scratches “rude titties” on his legal pad and underlines it three timesRN: chewing his eraser thoughtfullyRN: ken levine receives over 300 emails per day asking for nude patchEliza: “do you gentleman enjoy the ascending of skill trees by any ch-”Eliza: “DUDE DID YOU JUST SAY SKRILLEX WAS IN IT”Eliza: “WOOOOOO!!”RN: interrupted by cataclysmic wedgieEliza: -“skrillex”, underlines four times- -- source link
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