corporalklinger: “Tell us once and for all, who’s the funniest?”“It’s
corporalklinger: “Tell us once and for all, who’s the funniest?”“It’s no contest, neither one of ya.” “What are you talking about?”“You guys don’t even make the first cut. I’m tryin’ to tell my uncle what kind of place I work in, doctors, nurses, savin’ lives. I got a commanding officer who dresses me up in his clothes and sits me on a horse named Sophie so he can paint his own picture. There’s a priest writing war ditties and a snooty major who pays me twenty bucks to follow him in the woods and watch him blow up a pigeon with a land mine. And if that doesn’t do it for ya, I have a head nurse who shoots unarmed luggage. All you two guys do is walk around all day tellin’ jokes.” -- source link