zippo077: “Well dear, you really should me more careful who you open the door for - just becau
zippo077: “Well dear, you really should me more careful who you open the door for - just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean I’m not dangerous.Now you sit tight while I go and see what you have worth stealing…”About an hour later:“I think I’ll be on my way now….Hmm those sandals are awfully cute…you don’t mind if i take those as well…not that there’‘s anything you can do about it…” -- source link