cannibal-swag: destielkills: auntiesnixshipper: awkwardteenagenerves: discard-and-discover: evolve-w
cannibal-swag:destielkills:auntiesnixshipper:awkwardteenagenerves:discard-and-discover:evolve-within:disregardwomen:When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.Jesus I envy that relationship. this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.i love all of your momsWhen I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.When I was seven I had a crush on a girl called Jessica and I was sulking in the garden one day and my Mum came up asking me what was wrong. I told her I liked a girl and was that okay etc, she shrugged and said it was fine, love who you want. She then asked me to water the garden flowers and said ‘You gotta practice watering so you’ll be good at making things wet one day’ and I didn’t understand for ten years and she swears she never said that, but she did. -- source link