quietnighty:aggressivewhenstartled:Chapter 4 has posted!read it on the AO3 at archiveofourown
quietnighty:aggressivewhenstartled:Chapter 4 has posted!read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/13713840/chapters/31693440by AggressiveWhenStartled“You know, kids,” Steve heard from the backyard, “one of the most common threats a superhero has to face is inside an active volcano! We’re going to have to work on your evasion skills, so for the next five minutes, the floor is lava!” This was met by a sudden spike in both volume and pitch from the small children as they scrambled onto every raised surface they could find and immediately launched themselves right back off.“I’ve never seen actual lava in my entire life,” Steve said, vaguely offended.“You got a superhero impersonator for The Falcon’s niece’s birthday party,” Sam said, incredulous. “The Falcon, who is an actual superhero.”Words: 20762, Chapters: 4/5, Language: EnglishFandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)Rating: ExplicitWarnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsCategories: M/MCharacters: James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel)Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve RogersAdditional Tags: Captain America Steve Rogers/Modern Bucky Barnes, Modern Bucky Barnes, Terrible driving decisions, children’s birthday parties, Winning Christmas, Donut Eating Competition, Awkward Dates, superboner crisis, Really a lot of awkward for a fic that doesn’t have Peter Parker, But no he’s not here they do it all on their own, Sexting, Dick Pics, Media Disasters, Suburban Hydra, Shrunkyclunks, Love at First Sight, Mistaken Identity, Ridiculous premise taken seriously, and then I 25k words somehow, not a kidfic, don’t get your hopes upread it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/13713840/chapters/31693440YES YES YES!!!!!!! -- source link
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