tuulikki: nemiril: moribunny: cy-lindric: sathinfection: so i was compelled to make a thing about th
tuulikki:nemiril:moribunny:cy-lindric:sathinfection:so i was compelled to make a thing about thisguys a few more note on this thing and I’m getting my long-desired mall au who’s with me ?? (please I’m dying)LmaooThis is the best badly explained version of the Silmarillion I’ve ever seen :P+ Beren and Lúthien Tinúviel is roughly Tolkien’s self-insert fanfic about himself and his wife, so he spends the whole story going “HOLY SHIT THIS LADY IS FUCKING PERFECT AND A BADASS WOW I SURE LOVE HER A LOT”It’s so sweet it makes me cry.Also there’s a giant talking dog that she rides and that is just about the best thing I can think of.It has Atlantis! Tolkien had a reoccurring dream about the destruction of Atlantis, so he wrote the story of Numenor (Letter 257). After Numenoreans made God really mad for trying to invade Aman and become immortal, God was like WTF is wrong with you guys?! I gave you an extra special island of your very own for helping during the First Age, extended your life spans, and you give me nothing but grief because you’re different from Elves? Seriously?! You’re supposed to be different, dumbasses! *SPLOOSH!* And he drown their island and hid the Blessed Realm so only Elves could find it. -- source link
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