bookofbaitnate: “Well I couldn’t afford Olive Garden but I figured since I’m Itali
bookofbaitnate: “Well I couldn’t afford Olive Garden but I figured since I’m Italian whatever I cook is gonna be more authentic than whatever they serve there anyway, and I thought it’d be more authentic if I cooked naked for some reason but nobody ever mentions when the hot oil pops and that shit HURTS.”“Baby, it’s okay. I forgot our anniversary too.”“Okay sweet! I don’t feel so bad now. Hey can I go get dressed it’s actually kinda cold in here….”“No.” “Please?”“No. You forgot. Now you gotta suffer.”“But you forgot too!”“That’s not my problem.”“How is that fair?”“It’s not. But that’s not my problem.” Hey look at this… @bookofbaitenate captioning again. Welcome back.“If your ass is cold, perhaps I could warm it up for you… “ -- source link
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