thoodleoo: >be a trojan named chersidamas >be fighting against invading greeks in the
thoodleoo:>be a trojan named chersidamas>be fighting against invading greeks in the trojan war>see one of the greek kings, odysseus, in battle and get a bunch of my buddies to throw spears at him>they all miss because they are fucking bad at fighting>odysseus looks right at us>wefucked.kylixpeg>odysseus starts going hog wild on us and stabbing all of my buddies>godsdammit guys why are you so bad at throwing spears>finally i’m the only one left>screw it, start begging for my life like a wimp>odysseus just laughs at me>“what a pathetic excuse for a warrior! i shall not even send you to hades, as you do not deserve such honor. i shall send you to the dark and wretched bof-hades!”>what the fuck is bof-hades>odysseus grins and points his spear at me>“BOF-HADES NUTS”>stabs me in the fucking dick with his spear>i go to the underworld>tell my story to hades and he laughs at me and sends me to tartarus>mfw -- source link
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