moonfire1: 3fluffies: moonfire1: 3fluffies: moonfire1: 3fluffies: buckybarnesstar: Steve wishes they
moonfire1:3fluffies:moonfire1:3fluffies:moonfire1:3fluffies:buckybarnesstar:Steve wishes they’d get along, but nope. Bucky ain’t no genie.Oh come on, Sam and Bucky get along just fine…when they’re ganging up on Steve. Sometimes they gang up on other Avengers too, but usually Steve. Hell, when they aren’t flinging shade at each other, all the other Avengers know to dive for cover.Sometimes they team up with Steve to troll various entities (Fox News, Tony Stark, right wing nutbags). Oooh, headcanon accepted!The sound bite of Bill O'Reilly breaking down sobbing over Cap’s polyamorous homosexual lifestyle is Steve’s ringtone. ;)Aw, yeeeeaaaaahhhh! Headcanon absolutely accepted!Here’s another one: when Steve gets depressed, Sam and Bucky put together a video montage of different right wing commentators and news anchors and politicians all sputtering in shock and horror in reaction to something Steve has done (i.e., escorted women into abortion clinics, marched with Black Lives Matter, spoken for immigrants and refugees, lobbied for unions, the list goes on and on)…(Of course, they also create video montages of each other reacting to their various pranks, which leaves Steve desperately trying not to laugh, or at least not to laugh any harder at one getting punked than the other.)There comes the day a nervous 18 year old young man records a YouTube plea to take Captain America to his prom (like the way NFL stars have been asked). Lucky duck that he is, he winds up escorted by three incarnations, each one just daring a moron to set one toe out of line.Twitter fails. YouTube crashes. Fox goes permanently off the air. No one cares about world conflict because everyone wants to know who the favorite Cap incarnation is. All Steve can do is laugh. Sam grudgingly gives Bucky a very short fistbump. It’s not like he’s ever going to like the guy or anything. You win. -- source link
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