Walking home the other day, I found this strange remote on the ground. Some wired buttons made me in

Walking home the other day, I found this strange remote on the ground. Some wired buttons made me interested enough to bring it home.While I sat and fiddled with it, my girlfriend came home.Lets just say that she was not happy with the state of non-made dishes and the laundry still in the basket.I tuned out her tirade for the millionth time, so I glanced down at the remote, just mockingly pointing it at her and pressing a random button.This is now my girlfriend. Far less occupied with thoughts of dishes, clothing or anything else for that matter. She has a hard enough time to remember how to use a doorknob, let alone think anything complex.The moment she tries, she gets a nasty headache and the thought vanishes from her itty bitty brain.Now, you are thinking, obviously this remote was something far more powerful than just a remote and you would be right? Proof? Well….Bunny here used to be my 75 year old neighbour. Now all she thinks about is suck and fuck, like a good little bunny.This was the cop that tried to arrest me and Bunny while fucking on the lawn. She is much happier now, even if she has slightly less clothing.I met this girl at the laundromat. A single push of a button and she had the hots for me so much she practically threw her clothes off and jumped me right there.Speaking of laundry….This girl simply walked past the house one day on the sidewalk.One button push later, and she was a happy live in maid that cleaned everything, especially my cock after a good fucking.This was my co-worker, now slutty secretary. God I love my life now.This was a stray cat walking in our garden. She is still as feisty in bed, but love the petting.So why am I telling you all of this? Well, mostly to keep you distracted long enough for me to decide what you should become.*ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAP* -- source link

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