the-sided-blog:thefuzzydave:The Headlines of 2020(ID: a tweet by Hlayaley (@/geology_rocks) saying, 

the-sided-blog:thefuzzydave:The Headlines of 2020(ID: a tweet by Hlayaley (@/geology_rocks) saying, “Here is my yearly roundup of headlines I screen shotted in 2020.” Beneath are a bunch of screencapped news headlines. They are as follows–Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty accused of punching childOverzealous profanity filter bans paleontologists from talking about bonesCourt rules Subway sandwiches too sugary to meet legal definition of ‘bread’‘Brooklyn for real’: Rat takes on pigeon in ruthless NYC showdown3 men banned from Yellowstone after trying to cook chicken in geyserMan on five-dat ecstasy binge was caught filling hotel bath with potatoesVirginia senator blames Canada for his ‘extra moist’ microwave tuna meltGrizzly bears can eat 40,000 moths in a dayMississippi Says Including Giant Mosquito State Flag Redesign Was a MistakeGerman nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop at Berlin lakeSubheading: 'When he returned from the forest, everyone applauded’: Man retrieves laptop in chase[beneath is an image of a naked man chasing a boar, who is holding a yellow bag in its mouth, and two cubs amidst clothed spectators]Titanic’s Greatest Unsolved Mystery Involves a Conga Line, P.C.P., and an Unidentified ChowderSubheading: Who poisoned the cast and crew’s lunch with P.C.P., and why?Is your meth contaminated with coronavirus? This Florida police dept. will test it for free.Bolsonaro called his isolation from the coronavirus “horrible” and was shortly afterwards bitten by an emuSelf-proclaimed leprechaun whisperer reveals he’s still in contact with the mythical creatures who only reveal themselves to him - and insists they 'dont have a problem’ with lockdownJose Canesco worried Bigfoot or aliens can 'get coronavirus’Countries with more butter have happier citizensDrake Ravaged With Insults About His Back Tattoos: “Look Like A Zoom Meeting”A Ghost Is the Perfect Quarantine Sex PartnerAnimals Keep Evolving Into Crabs, Which Is Somewhat DisturbingAI camera operator repeatedly confuses bald head for soccer ball during live streamPope Francis urges followers to pray that AI and robots ‘always serve mankind’Rats besiege New York Chipotle, eating avocados and attacking staffUS Congress rules that pizza is a vegetableMan requests sword fight with ex-wife and lawyer to settle legal disputeSubheading: David Ostrom, 40, of Paola, Kansas asks judge for trial by combat in 12 weeks, so he has time to secure Japanese samurai swordsThese foul-mouthed parrots had to be separated after cursing at wildlife part visitorsUniverse shouldn’t exist, say CERN physicistsAnd Now, a Sinkhole Full of Rats/end ID] -- source link
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